🌱 Got Seed Questions? We’ve Got the Dirt! 🌿📦

Absolutely! We ship to the USA, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Germany, France, Thailand, and beyond. If you’re on planet Earth, we’ve got you covered!

We’ve mastered the art of ninja stealth shipping—no one will even suspect a thing! Our refined methods make sure your seeds avoid detection and land safely in your hands for complete peace of mind.

Shipping times depend on where you’re located:

☑️ USA & Canada: 5–15 business days 📬
☑️ Europe: 3–10 business days 🚚
☑️ Australia & New Zealand: 7–20 business days 🦘✈️
☑️ Rest of the World: It’s on the way! 🚀

You’ll get tracking info to watch your seeds’ epic journey in real time! 👀✨

Bet! Every order comes with free seeds 🎉🌿. The bigger your order, the more seeds we toss in! It’s our little way of saying, “Thanks for growing with us!” 😉

Nope! Your seeds will be delivered without a signature in most cases. They’ll slip into your mailbox or doorstep like a stealthy ninja 📭. Easy peasy!

Our packaging is super discreet—plain, unmarked, and as innocent as a regular ol’ parcel 📦🤐. No one (not even your nosy neighbor 🕵️) will have a clue what’s inside!

We offer flat-rate shipping to keep things simple! The cost varies depending on where you are, but remember—the more you order, the more you save 💰🌱. Plus, don’t forget about those free seeds with every order! 🎉🎁

Don’t sweat it—non-arrivals are rarer than finding a seed in top-shelf bud! 🌿🔥 We offer guaranteed shipping to most countries, and you can select resend or guaranteed delivery options at checkout for peace of mind. So if your seeds go MIA, we’ll resend them free of charge 💪📦

If you need more info, drop us a line at info@strainsupermarket.com or hit us up on live chat. We’re always down to help out! 🌱🚀💬

We accept Visa and MasterCard payments, as well as crypto payments and cash by post! Whether you’re a card user or a crypto enthusiast or prefer to pay cash, we’ve got you covered! 🚀

100% – Your payment is completely secure and discreet. We use top-notch encryption to keep your details safe and sound. 🔒

Don’t worry, the name on your statement will be a generic business name unrelated to this site or the nature of your purchase. You’ll get a heads-up on this name in your order email, so you’ll know exactly what to look for. 📧👌

It’s likely because we’re international and your bank’s being a bit cautious! 🌍💳 Just give them a call, mention you’re buying a cool gift from the UK, and they’ll sort it out. Once you’ve sorted things with them, get back to us and we’ll get your order rolling again! 🚀📦

Yes! You’ll get an email confirmation with all the details, including the discreet name on your statement, so everything stays clear and smooth. ✨💳

Unfortunately, we don’t accept PayPal 😕—their terms and conditions are a bit too restrictive for our liking. We’re bummed about it too, but don’t worry, we’ve got other smooth payment options for you! 🌟💳

Unfortunately, we can’t accept returns on seeds due to their perishable nature. But don’t worry—we’re confident you’ll be thrilled with your order and excited to watch it sprout into something amazing! 🌟🌱💚

Here’s the deal: germinating cannabis seeds is illegal in many places, including the UK. Please, don’t break the law—keep it legal and safe!

For those in legal areas 🌍✨, we can’t guarantee germination due to the many factors involved—like grower expertise and environmental conditions 🌡️💨. But don’t worry! With our fresh stock, temperature-controlled storage, and generous free seeds 🎁🌱, we’re doing everything we can to ensure you get the best results.